Yard Signs of the Times…
Dude, did you HEAR about this SHIT?! Harris just TOTALLY blasted Trump! And then, guess what? FACT CHECK – TRUMP LIED! That’s CRAZY!
“My name is Confucius.”
- Confucius
BRO!-
I can eat HELLS of MAC AND CHEESE and I DON’T EVEN CARE!
TRUE FACTS:
There are NO penguins at the North Pole because Santa’s FAT-ASS ate them ALL!
LIGHT PULLOVER AND DISTANT STARE CONTEST RETURNS TO THE PUMPKIN SPREE!
With pandemic restrictions finally easing, we are excited to welcome the return of the ‘Light pullover and distant stare contest!’
2019 winner and champion Helk Minimus (pictured) is sure to return to defend his crown!
Gift certificates are there!
5x age restrictions for safety!
****Some limits apply****
IT’S TIME FOR THE 137TH ANNUAL PUMPKIN SPREE!
There’s no denying it, Fall is right around the corner, and we all know what that means!
As many pumpkins as you can!
All in one minute!
You can be done!
****Some limits apply****
DESIGN AND MAKE YOUR OWN CLAM!
Unleash your creativity at our new special event: 'Design and make your OWN CLAM!' Join us this Thursday evening for a fun-filled gathering where we'll be crafting CLAMS from SCRATCH! Don't forget to bring your artistic flair! See you there for a CLAM-TASTIC time!
****We will be making ACTUAL CLAMS, so COME PREPARED!***
