COME TO ITALIA! YOU CAN “PUT YOUR HAIR WITH MEATBALLS!”

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Just like the famous Netflix movie!

COME TO ITALIA! YOU CAN “PUT YOUR HAIR WITH MEATBALLS!”

Rome, IT – “Ciao! Buongiorno! I Miei nuovi amici! Hello my friends! Welcome to Italia! That is my name! I am your tour guide; I am here to welcome you! You have heard many things about my country, and I am your tour guide! My name is Antonio Flebetze and I am here to welcome you to my tour guide, Italia! I am all of the questions! Most of what I am asked is, “When I get off the plane, how long to wait until I can “put my hair with meatballs?” Ah, you crazy Americans, how I love you! Ciao! Don’t worry and rest assured, understand! Within five minutes of landing at our professional international airport, you will also be within five minutes of meeting me, Antoni Flebertghe, your famous tour guide! I can assure you, and I will assure you, that with one-hundred percent sercrency, before you know it, you, and all of your companions will be “put your hair with meatballs!” Just like the famous Netflix show that you have a subscription for! Yes, you and all of your friends will be standing in the Trevi Fountain, here in Roma and be “put your hair with meatballs” like the famous Netflix star! I have them! You will be covered in una deliziosa salsa rossa, Ciao! Take the picture, I am your tour guide! Next, we will be off to the Vatican to meet my friend; the pope, his Holiness will “put your hair with meatballs” before God and the congregation, just like Michaelangelo, no? I am your tour guide! For starters! We will finish your first day in Italia off at one of our most famous hotels in Roma, the Trevi Fountain! It is here, just like your favorite Netflix description, you will “put your hair with meatballs!” Ciao! I am hope it is my desperate love in my country! You would return again if you have to! Ciao!”

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