MELED GHO MHACES!
Pancake man, pancake man, what can you be? MELED GHO MHACES! is what can I see!
BUSTER RHYMES
Scary Halloween rapper BUSTER RHYMES with his trademark GOLD CHAIN, BLUE PANTS, YELLOW SHOES and NO HEAD! Geneine INDEED!
STYLE GUIDE
Take a look inside and at this picture for the latest in tends and the clothes that you are supposed to buy!
Creb FRITT
Get on board with Creb FRITT, your new best friend and companion! Creb FRITT can go wherever you go and is GREAT at being two-dimensional!
Siver-Lines SUPERMAN
Move over real Superman - here comes SIVER-LINES SUPERMAN - the RAPPER! He can rap with his red frat sweater and his extra long arm!
You’re One Automechanic!
Just in case you didn’t know, this angry little guy will tell it to you about who and what you are!
You ‘Bout to get Rapped!
Whoa! What did he say? You heard RIGHT! Famous rapper, Serial Rappist, is at it again - rappin’ everybody he see!
Work Hard, Play Medium
Get that moderation DONE, SON! Put in the work, and reward yourself with just a touch of play - the GOATEE and DJ WAY!
Wesley Snipes - RENT IS PAID
What can you say - that man can do IT ALL. DJ. Landlord. DJ Landlord. Wesley Snipes can DO IT. And is NEVER late with the bills.
Welcome to Poo Town
Hey, wait - you heard about this place! Take the next exit - Poo Town, here you come!
TRADWIVES STAY HOME!
Progress comes in many shapes and forms! Let’s take a step into the future a have dinner ready on time for a change, ok?
Tom Hanks is Top Hanks
Bet you didn’t know! That Tom Hanks is even Top Hanks? You didn’t know that, but NOW you do! He is vampire-rapper!
THICC RAPPER - He Look Like Leave it to Beaver Dad!
THICC Rapper at it again! This time, in front of a GIANT yellow circle! And you KNOW he look like Leave it to Beaver Dad!
THICC - He Look Like Leave it to Beaver Dad!
Your favorite 1950’s television show, featuring that THICC television dad for your viewing pleasure!
THICC - Look Rapper!
That Leave it to Beaver dad is THICC and look - is RAPPER! Out in a Halloween graveyard! He must have those SPOOKY 1950’s rhymes to go along with that!
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Wistfulness
The New York TImes number one best-seller for nineteen weeks in a row!
SUSHIMAN - I’m Like a Old-School Rapper - I got Rimes that can’t WAIT!
Some like it HOT, some like ti OLD-SCHOOL. As far as RAPS are concerned, and where and if SUSHIMAN is involved, you can BET it will be the latter!
Superbman Have Flu and Stink Also!
Superbman, the favorite action-hero of EVERYONE, has the best of SUPER POWERS - FLU AND STINK!
Some People got they Phones on DARK MODE
All kinds a people mean all kinds a things. Like even the people who got they phones on DARK MODE - you KNOW they DO!
Solid Gold - Terrible!
Get ready for the newest album from undead rappers, Solid Gold - Terrible!