Welcome to Poo Town
Hey, wait - you heard about this place! Take the next exit - Poo Town, here you come!
Welcome to Pitcairn Island - Eat All the Birds!
The longest voyage to an out of the way place reveals EXACTLY what you wanted to hear! Now, GET EATING! Those birds aren’t going to eat themselves!
Nut Shells!
Everybody knows the BEST part of the NUT is the SHELL! And, EVERYBODY knows that the BEST part about EATING is BREAKING YOUR TEETH!
I Love My Favorite Websites!
You LOVE your favorite websites! You like to go to them all the time and LOVE them!
Everything you Need for you Best Chopped Corn!
Stop wondering and start making! Brand new Chine Car Kit have EVERYTHING you need for you BEST Chopped Corn!
Chewbacco - The ONLY Tobacco Brand Endorsed by Chewbacca.
After an epic space battle there’s nothing like relaxing with the smooth, rich taste of Chewbacco.
Brosecco with Your Shirt ON!
Take some time for yourself, put on a shirt, take a seat and enjoy a glass of delicious Brosecco, the ONLY Prosecco made exclusively for Bros.
Bill Nye Talk A Lot About Things
Believe it or not, some people can’t handle the science, even when they say the ‘follow the science’ part out loud!
Retail Clerk Rapper at Petco Have Bad Attitude
Who knows why, but when I am at the PETCO, the people who have work there, DON’T WANT TO BE WORK THERE!