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Creb FRITT
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

Creb FRITT

Get on board with Creb FRITT, your new best friend and companion! Creb FRITT can go wherever you go and is GREAT at being two-dimensional!

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Siver-Lines SUPERMAN
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

Siver-Lines SUPERMAN

Move over real Superman - here comes SIVER-LINES SUPERMAN - the RAPPER! He can rap with his red frat sweater and his extra long arm!

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You’re One Automechanic!
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

You’re One Automechanic!

Just in case you didn’t know, this angry little guy will tell it to you about who and what you are!

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You ‘Bout to get Rapped!
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

You ‘Bout to get Rapped!

Whoa! What did he say? You heard RIGHT! Famous rapper, Serial Rappist, is at it again - rappin’ everybody he see!

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Work Hard, Play Medium
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

Work Hard, Play Medium

Get that moderation DONE, SON! Put in the work, and reward yourself with just a touch of play - the GOATEE and DJ WAY!

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Wesley Snipes - RENT IS PAID
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

Wesley Snipes - RENT IS PAID

What can you say - that man can do IT ALL. DJ. Landlord. DJ Landlord. Wesley Snipes can DO IT. And is NEVER late with the bills.

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The Lazy Man’s Guide to Wistfulness
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

The Lazy Man’s Guide to Wistfulness

The New York TImes number one best-seller for nineteen weeks in a row!

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SUSHIMAN - I’m Like a Old-School Rapper - I got Rimes that can’t WAIT!
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

SUSHIMAN - I’m Like a Old-School Rapper - I got Rimes that can’t WAIT!

Some like it HOT, some like ti OLD-SCHOOL. As far as RAPS are concerned, and where and if SUSHIMAN is involved, you can BET it will be the latter!

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Solid Gold - Terrible!
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

Solid Gold - Terrible!

Get ready for the newest album from undead rappers, Solid Gold - Terrible!

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Skoolio - the Rap Teacher
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

Skoolio - the Rap Teacher

Have you ever wanted to learn how to make raps? Well, Skoolio will show you how!

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Shark vs. Bullesh*t
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

Shark vs. Bullesh*t

Even sharks are sick and tired of kiosk interactions. Can’t they just talk to a real person like in the old days?

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Robo-Teenager Safari!
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

Robo-Teenager Safari!

Not sure what to do with your robo-teenager this summer? Safari is calling your name!

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Rad Jungle Safari!
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

Rad Jungle Safari!

Does anybody ever even go on rad jungle safari’s anymore? Well, this Robo-Kid does!

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Ms. Seasonal Greetings - Business Nog
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

Ms. Seasonal Greetings - Business Nog

Somebody HAS to pack it up and SELL IT! Leave it to Ms. Seasonal Greetings! Get your Business Nog wherever fine nog’s are sold!

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Mr. Absolutely Connected
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

Mr. Absolutely Connected

Gettin’ tough on the rimes is ABSOLUTELY what this rapper who knows people who know people does!

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MC Frugal Choices - Glock Shoppin’
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

MC Frugal Choices - Glock Shoppin’

Nobody can rap about being responsible with your money like MC Frugal Choices!

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I Love My Favorite Websites!
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

I Love My Favorite Websites!

You LOVE your favorite websites! You like to go to them all the time and LOVE them!

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Hungrypants - Lap Swim Scuba
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

Hungrypants - Lap Swim Scuba

Go on HUNGRYPANTS! Explore that COASTAL REEF with your SCUBA GEAR!

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How Come I Can’t Put My Wet Wet Sign There?
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

How Come I Can’t Put My Wet Wet Sign There?

You made the sign, you found a place to put it, but the paint is still very wet and they won’t let you put it there. Why not?

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Highbrow - Musee des F.Arts!
Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26 Hall of Beef Daryl . 7/15/26

Highbrow - Musee des F.Arts!

Famous rapper Highbrow perusing the creations in the very expensive Musee des F.Arts!

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