Creb FRITT
Get on board with Creb FRITT, your new best friend and companion! Creb FRITT can go wherever you go and is GREAT at being two-dimensional!
Siver-Lines SUPERMAN
Move over real Superman - here comes SIVER-LINES SUPERMAN - the RAPPER! He can rap with his red frat sweater and his extra long arm!
You’re One Automechanic!
Just in case you didn’t know, this angry little guy will tell it to you about who and what you are!
You ‘Bout to get Rapped!
Whoa! What did he say? You heard RIGHT! Famous rapper, Serial Rappist, is at it again - rappin’ everybody he see!
Work Hard, Play Medium
Get that moderation DONE, SON! Put in the work, and reward yourself with just a touch of play - the GOATEE and DJ WAY!
Wesley Snipes - RENT IS PAID
What can you say - that man can do IT ALL. DJ. Landlord. DJ Landlord. Wesley Snipes can DO IT. And is NEVER late with the bills.
The Lazy Man’s Guide to Wistfulness
The New York TImes number one best-seller for nineteen weeks in a row!
SUSHIMAN - I’m Like a Old-School Rapper - I got Rimes that can’t WAIT!
Some like it HOT, some like ti OLD-SCHOOL. As far as RAPS are concerned, and where and if SUSHIMAN is involved, you can BET it will be the latter!
Solid Gold - Terrible!
Get ready for the newest album from undead rappers, Solid Gold - Terrible!
Skoolio - the Rap Teacher
Have you ever wanted to learn how to make raps? Well, Skoolio will show you how!
Shark vs. Bullesh*t
Even sharks are sick and tired of kiosk interactions. Can’t they just talk to a real person like in the old days?
Robo-Teenager Safari!
Not sure what to do with your robo-teenager this summer? Safari is calling your name!
Rad Jungle Safari!
Does anybody ever even go on rad jungle safari’s anymore? Well, this Robo-Kid does!
Ms. Seasonal Greetings - Business Nog
Somebody HAS to pack it up and SELL IT! Leave it to Ms. Seasonal Greetings! Get your Business Nog wherever fine nog’s are sold!
Mr. Absolutely Connected
Gettin’ tough on the rimes is ABSOLUTELY what this rapper who knows people who know people does!
MC Frugal Choices - Glock Shoppin’
Nobody can rap about being responsible with your money like MC Frugal Choices!
I Love My Favorite Websites!
You LOVE your favorite websites! You like to go to them all the time and LOVE them!
Hungrypants - Lap Swim Scuba
Go on HUNGRYPANTS! Explore that COASTAL REEF with your SCUBA GEAR!
How Come I Can’t Put My Wet Wet Sign There?
You made the sign, you found a place to put it, but the paint is still very wet and they won’t let you put it there. Why not?
Highbrow - Musee des F.Arts!
Famous rapper Highbrow perusing the creations in the very expensive Musee des F.Arts!