Slappin’ Fools from Pole to Pole
The nature show you never needed comes with the slap you always wanted! Get your cheeks ready as celebrity famous rapper, Will Smith, slaps his wife’s name out of fool’s mouths all across the globe!
Skoolio - the Rap Teacher
Have you ever wanted to learn how to make raps? Well, Skoolio will show you how!
Skatemaster - Ultimate Skateboarder!
One of the rarest Pokemon cards out there, this one features the famous ‘Ash’ as ‘Skatemaster - Ultimate Skateboarder!’ taking a break from trapping animals and making them fight for sport.
Shark vs. Bullesh*t
Even sharks are sick and tired of kiosk interactions. Can’t they just talk to a real person like in the old days?
Robo-Teenager Safari!
Not sure what to do with your robo-teenager this summer? Safari is calling your name!
Rad Jungle Safari!
Does anybody ever even go on rad jungle safari’s anymore? Well, this Robo-Kid does!
Point, Click, Buy!!!! Motherf*cker!!
Online shopping has come home to roost with this ultimate descriptor of how to engage in the power of purchasing!
Welcome to Pitcairn Island - Eat All the Birds!
The longest voyage to an out of the way place reveals EXACTLY what you wanted to hear! Now, GET EATING! Those birds aren’t going to eat themselves!
Nut Shells!
Everybody knows the BEST part of the NUT is the SHELL! And, EVERYBODY knows that the BEST part about EATING is BREAKING YOUR TEETH!
Ms. Seasonal Greetings - Business Nog
Somebody HAS to pack it up and SELL IT! Leave it to Ms. Seasonal Greetings! Get your Business Nog wherever fine nog’s are sold!
Mr. Absolutely Connected
Gettin’ tough on the rimes is ABSOLUTELY what this rapper who knows people who know people does!
Mid-Century Modern Salesman
This man is a salesman and is happy to sell you your new, Mid-Century Modern home.
MC Frugal Choices - Glock Shoppin’
Nobody can rap about being responsible with your money like MC Frugal Choices!
MC Etsy - Craft Slingin’!
Handcrafted rhymes and sweaters, just what you were looking for!
Manhandler - Ultimate Balls
Dang! You know it’s spooky Halloween rap time when Manhandler is on the scene - ULTIMATE BALLS!
Love Rich People - Hate the Alphabet
Dance away those blues when you realize that life can be so much sweeter when you embrace the wealthy and discard your knowledge!
Jazz Cops get Fast!!! - Pamy Sal
Pamy Sal is ON THE CASE! He is detective of the Jazz Cops, and is GET FAST!!!