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OF COURSE!!! COWBOY POEMS BY COWMAN ROB

A cowman puts to pen his observations on the nature of time.

A cowboy among his herd in the foothills.

Yes, Cowman Rob knows that the seasons are changing

OF COURSE!!!  COWBOY POEMS BY COWMAN ROB

Time-Sensitive Cowboy

don’t sound the alert
for its not the time yet
a good cowboy knows
and a good cowman does

when you think that there’s more
and there never is none
the briefest exchange
your eyes can look tired

and the weight
and the barge
and the wandering

the mountains with ravenous mosquitos

set upon, so cruel.
I can be the sun in a moment.

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OF COURSE!!! COWBOY POEMS BY COWMAN ROB

My food is dirt, and that’s real.

Cowboy is Cowman Rob with his hat on the range.

A cowman and his poems

OF COURSE!!! COWBOY POEMS BY COWMAN ROB

Let me tell you of course, about me, a cowboy so fair,

On the range, out, with a sun-squinty eye,

My food is dirt, and that’s real.

A smile, my smile, so grand, so wide,

A touch like a breeze on the papery land,

I knew every trail and most of the passes,

Over time I’ve forgotten some.

The dirt from the land, the dust and the grit,

Scooped and sprinkled, I have many spoons.

My teeth are all broken apart.

I believe in the earth. I believe I will eat it.

I pray “God, hey it’s me, I’m your good cowboy Rob,

I’m eating all the dirt I can handle,

From your own precious earth,” I can do anything.

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ANYBODY KNOW IT'S GONNA BE SUNNY TODAY?

Despite the endless amount of information available at our fingertips, one man wants to know ‘it gonna be sunny today?’

Confused man wants to know if it's sunny outside.

Shane Brently has some questions about the sun for you

ANYBODY KNOW IT'S GONNA BE SUNNY TODAY?

Cleveland, OH – In an era marked by technological advancements, scientific breakthroughs, and endless information at our fingertips, one question continues to confound Shane Brently of Heberton Township: "Anybody know it's gonna be sunny today?" Despite the proliferation of weather apps, satellite imagery, self-proclaimed weather enthusiasts and windows, the answer to this simple question appears to remain at times, seemingly unknowable.

Residents are encouraged to appraise Mr. Brently on the current state of the suns’ luminosity should they encounter him.

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