BUNCHA PEOPLE OUT WALKIN’ AROUND…
Even people out walking around can’t evade the incisive observations of Shane Brently.
Shane Brently tells and asks it like it is
BUNCHA PEOPLE OUT WALKIN' AROUND…
Cleveland, OH - Cutting against the grain of all known conversational conventions, Heberton Township resident Shane Brently is at it again. Commanding his formidable skills with the surety of a master swordsman, Shane lets forth a short string of exquisitely chosen words which simultaneously appear to both observe, and call into question the number of people in Glip-Heber Falls Park this afternoon, "Buncha People Out Walkin' Around…" He says and asks.
Shane's statement/question has thus become a seemingly insurmountable challenge to your own ability to properly communicate; for as you desperately grasp for even the barest of utterances, Shane looks you straight in the eye and says, “Bipedalism.”
With his razor-sharp philosophical acumen and ability to see things and then say what he sees, Shane Brently has put on full display a show of daring and expertise that would humble some and humiliate most. Sadly, you are but the latest victim of his awesome lingual vortex as your brains have become scrambled while attempting to process his interrogative observation. Likely, you realize much too late, the surest response to Shane’s eloquent riddle is also the one offered by the master himself, “Yep.” Shane says.
OF COURSE!!! COWBOY POEMS BY COWMAN ROB
A cowman puts to pen his observations on the nature of time.
Yes, Cowman Rob knows that the seasons are changing
OF COURSE!!! COWBOY POEMS BY COWMAN ROB
Time-Sensitive Cowboy
don’t sound the alert
for its not the time yet
a good cowboy knows
and a good cowman does
when you think that there’s more
and there never is none
the briefest exchange
your eyes can look tired
and the weight
and the barge
and the wandering
the mountains with ravenous mosquitos
set upon, so cruel.
I can be the sun in a moment.
YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
A curious man wonders aloud about your yet uneaten food while standing outside wearing a backpack.
Shane Brently has some questions about your half-eaten sandwich
YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
Cleveland, OH - Intellectual connoisseur and modern-day Socrates Shane Brently of Heberton Township has masterfully elevated the act of asking to an art form. Armed with a quizzical expression and an undeniable hunger for basic information, Shane poses deep philosophical questions with a profound need to comprehend the existential nature of consumption.
Transcending the mundane act of eating for sustenance, he seeks to explore the innermost desires of the soul and would really like to know “You gonna eat that?” Through his simple yet poignant query, he dares to delve into the abyss of your gustatory intentions, attempting to connect on a level that most mortals could only dream of.
A question that has been perplexing minds for at least two minutes, residents are encouraged to let Shane know if they are “gonna eat that” as soon as possible.
OF COURSE!!! COWBOY POEMS BY COWMAN ROB
My food is dirt, and that’s real.
A cowman and his poems
OF COURSE!!! COWBOY POEMS BY COWMAN ROB
Let me tell you of course, about me, a cowboy so fair,
On the range, out, with a sun-squinty eye,
My food is dirt, and that’s real.
A smile, my smile, so grand, so wide,
A touch like a breeze on the papery land,
I knew every trail and most of the passes,
Over time I’ve forgotten some.
The dirt from the land, the dust and the grit,
Scooped and sprinkled, I have many spoons.
My teeth are all broken apart.
I believe in the earth. I believe I will eat it.
I pray “God, hey it’s me, I’m your good cowboy Rob,
I’m eating all the dirt I can handle,
From your own precious earth,” I can do anything.