Minimum Wage Pays Off
The futures so bright, I gotta get a 16 ounce, half-calf, no-foam, oat milk latte with half a pump of vanilla and just a touch of hazelnut with a sprinkle of cinnamon on the top and not too hot.
Ka-ching!
High School student making $35 an hour as a barista super excited to be able to pay her way through college and graduate debt-free so she can enjoy a lucrative career as a barista.
What the Millennial Ladies Say
You’ll love your time out at the beach talking about nothing!
I can use my words
‘Isn’t it lovely!’ - that’s what the younger Millennial ladies say.
‘Isn’t it lovely!’
‘Isn’t it lovely!’
That’s the shit that they say.
They say it on a beach
on a towel, all spread out
with a cup of hard seltzer
on a day off in the sun.
‘Isn’t it lovely!’
with a toothy-big smile
and large sunglasses
playing at being a grown-up
while making introductions
and talking about current events.
‘Isn’t it lovely!’
said straight-faced
with good posture
and empty intentions.
That’s what they say.