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REFLECTIONS-THAT ESPRESSO SONG

Everybody loves that espresso song by the lady, but not me.

A person takes a moment to reflect outdoors in the grass.

So much to think about

THAT ESPRESSO SONG

Everybody loves that espresso song by the lady, but not me. In fact it really drives me crazy. I’m trying to think of things that are worse than hearing that espresso song, but it is hard because that espresso song is so bad.

Here’s a couple that I thought of so far:

  1. Having boiling water thrown in your face and then you go to the emergency room and the doctor throws boiling water in your face.

  2. A.I. taking your job and then you are homeless and then you get hit by a self-driving car and then you go to the hospital and the doctor throws boiling water in your face.

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REFLECTIONS-CITY LIVING

Don’t let my constant complaining fool you, I, in fact, do enjoy living in the city from time to time.

So much to think about

CITY LIVING

Despite my near-constant bitching, I do love living in the city. I mean, one of the first things that I saw when I left my house this morning was a crow eating throw-up in the middle of the street. Pure magic.

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REFLECTIONS-NATIVE LAND

Did you ever notice how much more native land you can be on when you’re laying down versus standing up?

A person takes a moment to reflect outdoors in the grass.

So much to think about

NATIVE LAND

Did you ever notice how much more native land you can be on when you’re laying down versus standing up? I think about that all the time when I’m laying in the grass looking up at the clouds or whatever, I’m thinking, “Man, I am on SO much native land right now!” Then, when I stand up I think, “Hmm, not really on much native land anymore.”

Sometimes I’ll jump up in the air and I wont be on any native land at all. Too bad we can’t all just float around all the time.

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