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Daryl . 8/4/26 Daryl . 8/4/26

“Don’t hate the player, hate Lake Havasu” - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

“Sometimes you see a fat kid, and you just know.” - Malcolm X

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

Have you seen my pants?

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

Some ladies have feet is too fat for they sandals

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

The reviews are in, you suck!

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

You can't tell me nothin'!

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

Thank God you bought your Tesla before you knew Elon was crazy!

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

Murk Zeckerbarg is watching!

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

Stocks are up, stocks are down

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

AI jobpocalypse incoming, invest in soup

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

The Indigineous Peoples gathered together, and ate pizza

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

10 out of 10 Dentists agree - Eat more sugar!

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

Doing bad at gaming? Go to Grand Canyon and SUCK IT!

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

Frodo probably dead by now.

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

They told me I would NOT like Jamiroquai. They were right.

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

International Salad Council officially recognizes Julius Caesar as ‘Inventor of Salad’

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

House of Lords officially names Cleopatra ‘Best Queen of England’

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

Is Soulja Boy the cargo shorts of white rap? -OR- Is cargo shorts the white rap of going bald?

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Daryl . 7/30/26 Daryl . 7/30/26

Go BIG or go HOME or GET PAID.

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