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Beef Pics Daryl . 11/4/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 11/4/26

An old-fashioned moral illustration featuring several pedestrians enjoying a constitutional whilst a down-on-his-luck citizen displays his flexibility.

An old-fashioned moral illustration featuring several pedestrians enjoying a constitutional whilst a down-on-his-luck citizen displays his flexibility.

A victorian style drawing featuring a homeless person doing the fenti-fold while passers by continue their walk unperterbed
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Beef Pics Daryl . 11/4/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 11/4/26

An old-fashioned moral illustration featuring a bowler-hatted man bestowing supreme generosity on the less fortunate by not stepping on them.

An old-fashioned moral illustration featuring a bowler-hatted man bestowing supreme generosity on the less fortunate by not stepping on them.

An early 19th century style illustration featuring a bowler-hatted man gingerly stepping over a homeless person in the city of Seattle.
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Beef Pics Daryl . 11/4/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 11/4/26

An old-fashioned moral illustration featuring Sister, leaving behind the frivolity of youth and embracing the crushing reality of adulthood.

An old-fashioned moral illustration featuring Sister, leaving behind the frivolity of youth and embracing the crushing reality of adulthood.

A Victorian era image in the style of a moral illustration featuring a young girl in her nightclothes using a smartphone.
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Beef Pics Daryl . 11/3/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 11/3/26

An old-fashioned moral illustration featuring Mother, preparing to exercise her newfound right to vote.

An old-fashioned moral illustration featuring Mother, preparing to exercise her newfound right to vote.

An old-fashioned moral illustration featuring Mother, preparing to exercise her newfound right to vote.
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Beef Pics Daryl . 11/3/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 11/3/26

An old-fashioned moral illustration featuring Father, viewing online pornography in his study.

An old-fashioned moral illustration featuring Father, viewing online pornography in his study.

An old-fashioned moral illustration featuring Father, viewing online pornography in his study.
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Beef Pics Daryl . 11/3/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 11/3/26

I really like Grease-People. Sometimes I think they’re annoying, but I still like them.

Slippy and slimy, even when they’re annoying, Grease-People are pretty OK!

An illustration in the style of the Farmer's Almanac depticting a family of grease-people on a farm in the late 19th or early 20th century.
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Beef Pics Daryl . 11/3/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 11/3/26

I really like Gneiss-People. Sometimes I think they’re annoying, but I still like them.

Even people made of rock are great! Even when they are annoying!

An illustration in the style of the Farmer's Almanac depticting a family of gneiss-people on a farm in the late 19th or early 20th century.
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Beef Pics Daryl . 11/1/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 11/1/26

I really like Geese-People. Sometimes I think they’re annoying, but I still like them.

All kinda people annoying, but you can still like them anyway!

An illustration in the style of the Farmer's Almanac depticting a family of geese-people on a farm in the late 19th or early 20th century.
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Beef Pics Daryl . 8/2/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 8/2/26

BRO! I’m spending SO MUCH TIME on seatgeek.com it’s CRAZY. People think I’m CRAZY.

How much is TOO much when it comes to SEATS?

A crazed looking man works at a laptop in a plain room, his phone on next to him on a table.
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Beef Pics Daryl . 8/2/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 8/2/26

Let your FEET do the WALKING!

Let your MOUTH do the TALKING!

A woman in a red tank top smiles as she wears jeans while riding a strange, blue scooter through a park during an overcast day. Ad Copy says: "Let your FEET do the WALKING!"
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Beef Pics Daryl . 8/2/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 8/2/26

Never let them TELL YOU!

You are your OWN person! On a FELGS!

An image of a blue tank top wearing person with long hair and crossed arms rides a strange, impossible looking scooter on a sidewalk in a park. Ad copy says: "Never let them TELL YOU!"
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Beef Pics Daryl . 8/1/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 8/1/26

Discount version is NOW for LAWN ENTHUSIASTS!

Everyone should RIDE a FELGS!

A smiling man in a bike helmet attempts to ride a strange scooter like contraption in his backyard. Ad copy reads: "Discount version is NOW for LAWN ENTHUSIASTS!"
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Beef Pics Daryl . 8/1/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 8/1/26

It’s for YOU!

Join the FELGS club!

A tuxedo suited man in a park rides a strange scooter type of device, ad copy states: "It's for YOU!"
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Beef Pics Daryl . 8/1/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 8/1/26

Prim and PROPER!

That’s right, OLD CHAP, even YOU!

A well-to-do older man in a park rides a strange scooter type of device, ad copy states: "Prim and PROPER!"
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Beef Pics Daryl . 8/1/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 8/1/26

You’ve EARNED it!

The SMOOTH, REFRESHING taste of a FELGS!

A well-dressed man stands in front of an English door while holding a strange scooter type of device, ad copy states: "You've EARNED it!"
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Beef Pics Daryl . 8/1/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 8/1/26

Show this city what you’ve GOT!

Time to SHOW THEM ALL!

A dandy in a city rides a strange scooter type of device, ad copy states: "Show this city what you've GOT!"
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Beef Pics Daryl . 8/1/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 8/1/26

You can DO IT on a FELGS!

New and exciting products on which to DO IT!

A woman in a park rides a strange scooter type of device, ad copy states: "You can DO IT on a FELGS!"
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Beef Pics Daryl . 7/22/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 7/22/26

Wesley Snipes Says

Wisdom served up hot and fresh.

An image of famous actor Wesley Snipes featuring one of his trademark quotes.
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Beef Pics Daryl . 7/22/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 7/22/26

Train Poem

Finding time for the small things.

A haunting image of a train taken at night.
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Beef Pics Daryl . 7/22/26 Beef Pics Daryl . 7/22/26

Legendary Author Cow Vidal Shares His Thoughts

The thoughts and musings of legendary author, Cow Vidal.

A black and white photograph of famous author, Cow Vidal.
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