Daryl . 11/1/26 Daryl . 11/1/26

I really like Geese-People. Sometimes I think they’re annoying, but I still like them.

All kinda people annoying, but you can still like them anyway!

An illustration in the style of the Farmer's Almanac depticting a family of geese-people on a farm in the late 19th or early 20th century.

Daryl . 8/2/26 Daryl . 8/2/26

BRO! I’m spending SO MUCH TIME on seatgeek.com it’s CRAZY. People think I’m CRAZY.

How much is TOO much when it comes to SEATS?

A crazed looking man works at a laptop in a plain room, his phone on next to him on a table.

Daryl . 8/2/26 Daryl . 8/2/26

Let your FEET do the WALKING!

Let your MOUTH do the TALKING!

A woman in a red tank top smiles as she wears jeans while riding a strange, blue scooter through a park during an overcast day. Ad Copy says: "Let your FEET do the WALKING!"

Daryl . 8/2/26 Daryl . 8/2/26

Never let them TELL YOU!

You are your OWN person! On a FELGS!

An image of a blue tank top wearing person with long hair and crossed arms rides a strange, impossible looking scooter on a sidewalk in a park. Ad copy says: "Never let them TELL YOU!"

Daryl . 8/1/26 Daryl . 8/1/26

Discount version is NOW for LAWN ENTHUSIASTS!

Everyone should RIDE a FELGS!

A smiling man in a bike helmet attempts to ride a strange scooter like contraption in his backyard. Ad copy reads: "Discount version is NOW for LAWN ENTHUSIASTS!"

Daryl . 8/1/26 Daryl . 8/1/26

It’s for YOU!

Join the FELGS club!

A tuxedo suited man in a park rides a strange scooter type of device, ad copy states: "It's for YOU!"

Daryl . 8/1/26 Daryl . 8/1/26

Prim and PROPER!

That’s right, OLD CHAP, even YOU!

A well-to-do older man in a park rides a strange scooter type of device, ad copy states: "Prim and PROPER!"

Daryl . 8/1/26 Daryl . 8/1/26

You’ve EARNED it!

The SMOOTH, REFRESHING taste of a FELGS!

A well-dressed man stands in front of an English door while holding a strange scooter type of device, ad copy states: "You've EARNED it!"

Daryl . 8/1/26 Daryl . 8/1/26

Show this city what you’ve GOT!

Time to SHOW THEM ALL!

A dandy in a city rides a strange scooter type of device, ad copy states: "Show this city what you've GOT!"

Daryl . 8/1/26 Daryl . 8/1/26

You can DO IT on a FELGS!

New and exciting products on which to DO IT!

A woman in a park rides a strange scooter type of device, ad copy states: "You can DO IT on a FELGS!"

Daryl . 7/22/26 Daryl . 7/22/26

Wesley Snipes Says

Wisdom served up hot and fresh.

An image of famous actor Wesley Snipes featuring one of his trademark quotes.

Daryl . 7/22/26 Daryl . 7/22/26

Train Poem

Finding time for the small things.

A haunting image of a train taken at night.

Daryl . 7/22/26 Daryl . 7/22/26

Legendary Author Cow Vidal Shares His Thoughts

The thoughts and musings of legendary author, Cow Vidal.

A black and white photograph of famous author, Cow Vidal.

Daryl . 7/22/26 Daryl . 7/22/26

My Name is Confucius

My Name is Confucius

A charcoal drawing of a famous Chinese philosopher.

Daryl . 7/22/26 Daryl . 7/22/26

BRO! I Can Eat HELLS of Mac and Cheese!

BRO! Did you even KNOW I could DO THIS?

A handlebar mustached hipster proudly holding two full bowls of mac and cheese.

Daryl . 7/22/26 Daryl . 7/22/26

This My Dog - She Work at McDonalds

My dog Beeka has a job and everything!

An image of a cute dog standing in front of a popular fast food restaurant.

Daryl . 7/22/26 Daryl . 7/22/26

Australian Rules - Mayor of Australia

The world-famous Mayor of Australia poses for a picture in his office.

An image of the world-famous Mayor of Australia.

Daryl . 7/22/26 Daryl . 7/22/26

This My Dog - She Have Tore Up Your Garbage

My dog Beeka have found your garbage!

An image of a cute dog in a living room with text at the bottom of the image.

Daryl . 7/22/26 Daryl . 7/22/26

This My Dog - She is Lost.

My dog Beeka is lost and you don’t know anything about it.

A closeup image of a friendly and happy looking dog outdoors.

Daryl . 7/22/26 Daryl . 7/22/26

Australian Rules - Giant Trash Chicken

A typical image of Australia, featuring its famous giant chickens and giant piles of trash.

A typical image of Australia, featuring its famous giant chickens and giant piles of trash.