LOWES ANNOUNCES ‘DOLLAR DAYS’ EVENT WITH JABBO AND THE BOYS

A photograph of three, shirtless hunks standing arm and arm in a Lowes harware parking lot on a sunny day. They are wearing baseball caps and blue shorts.

Jabbo and the Boys

LOWES ANNOUNCES ‘DOLLAR DAYS’ EVENT WITH JABBO AND THE BOYS

In a move that's sure to leave bros and hoes across the country shouting with their hands up, Lowes has announced its latest event: Dollar Days with Jabbo and the Boys!

"You know that Lowes knows pros, but did you know that Lowes also knows bros and hoes? Just so you know, Lowes is ready to bring you the ultimate ‘Knows’ shopping experience with famous influencers, Jabbo and the Boys." said a company spokesperson. "From power tools to paint, you won't find better deals, cut abs and intimidatingly low-hanging shorts worn anywhere else. So come on down and get your hands on a complimentary Red Bull and some serious bargains!"

During the event, customers can expect to find Jabbo and his Boys getting up to their usual antics of filming themselves partying and being disrespectful while promoting incredible discounts on a wide range of products, including tools, home decor, and more. "We've been working hard to put together an event that really speaks to our younger, more care-free customers," said the spokesperson. "The bro and hoe demographic has been historically under served by the tool and lumber segments of the economy and we're confident that Dollar Days with Jabbo and the Boys is going to be a huge hit."

So mark your calendars, flip your ball-caps backwards, call up your best bros and hoes, and get ready to score some obnoxious savings at Lowes' Dollar Days with Jabbo and the Boys!

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