BREAKING: PLANT APP MAKES MY PLANTS HEALTHY AND NOW MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY FULL OF FLIES!
Who’d have thought? Dumping beer and yogurt into buckets of dirt all around my house? Incredible!
THIS WEDNESDAY, 3/11, IS 311 DAY! JOIN ME, CHAZ PINKLE, AS I LISTEN TO 311 ALL DAY LONG!
That’s right! From 12:00am to 11:59pm, with no breaks, uninterrupted and alone in my house! I’m talkin’ B-sides, rare tracks, audio interviews, unforgettable live performances on CD-r and of course, all the hits!
FUNNY T-SHIRTS: WEAR YOUR OUTLOOK TOWARD LIFE AND CURRENT SITUATION
Did you know - Funny graphic T-Shirt designs and slogan T-Shirts can serve as a succinct expression of your personality and become a conversation catalyst? Do you like all those big words?
HERE’S A ‘WOKE’ STORY YOU’LL LOVE!
Despite what some would have you believe; the de-gendering of Potatohead was NOT a ‘woke’ overreaction but was actually a corrective to a decades long injustice.
PASSIONATE, FOUL-MOUTHED XENOPHOBE SHOWS UP TO WRONG RALLY
“Fck Krangs!, you know what I’m sayin’?” cried vulgar, anti-alien rallygoer Spreng Geffel while attending a local No Kings rally in her neighborhood last week.
NO KINGS!
Not sure if you guys are going tomorrow but I thought I’d let you know - when Donald J Trump (him) have sees a ‘No Kings!’ that is so loud, everything will be different.
EVEN WHEN WE LOSE, WE WIN. THE AMAZING, TRUE STORY OF THE VOLLEYBALLERS.
Passion, rap, volleyball. On the international and Olympic level, there is only one team who stands out for the masterful interweaving of these three things. The Volleyballers.
SATAN UNLEASHES AVERAGE BOY BAND ON WORLD
The story of the RealBoys begins just like you knew it would: with a contest between Satan and Lin Manuel Miranda to see who could put together the most ‘just ok’ boy band ever.
ELMO LAUNCHES STING-NET!
Cuddly animal-monster ELMO have LAUNCH STING-NET at you! And NOW YOU ARE CAUGHT and IT STINGS!
SOUND TRANSIT LAUNCHES BOLD NEW AD CAMPAIGN TO BOOST FLAGGING RIDERSHIP
Seattle based Sound Transit has unveiled a new take on their advertisements which seek to highlight the realities of getting from point A to point B across the Puget Sound region.
JUST IN TIME FOR MARCH MADNESS, OUR RECIPE FOR BASKETBALL PIE WILL BUZZER BEATER YOUR STOMACH INTO CINDERELLA STORY BLISS
With just a few simple ingredients, you can turn your watch party into a fun-tastic trip to the emergency room!
PETE CARROLL AND RUSSELL WILSON TEAM UP WITH CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF MARSHAWN LYNCH AND FORM NEW NFL FRANCHISE: “SEE YOU IN THE SUPERBOWL, DICKHEADS!”
Exciting news! Pete Carroll (Seattle Seahawks) and Russell Wilson (Denver Broncos) have released a statement indicating that the former championship duo plan to start their own professional football team.
LOWES ANNOUNCES ‘DOLLAR DAYS’ EVENT WITH JABBO AND THE BOYS
In a move that's sure to leave bros and hoes across the country jumping for joy, Lowes has announced its latest event: Dollar Days with Jabbo and the Boys!
AEROSMITH THREATENS TO ROCK SEATTLE
Legendary rock band Aerosmith has announced plans to perform a tour of the most awful music imaginable and has recently added Seattle to it’s list of city’s to be punished.