PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M BUSY WATCHING ENDER'S GAME

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PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M BUSY WATCHING ENDER'S GAME

Hi, looks like you dropped by for a hang, but you already know that I got something else going on. Let me break it down for you, one more time.

"I've seen Ender's Game probably four hundred times, and right now, I’m watching Ender’s Game, so please don't bother me."

It's no secret that we all have movies that we like, and for me, it's Ender’s Game. If you haven't seen it, then I don’t know why; It’s been out for, like, ten years or something. Don’t you even know that you're missing out on Ender’s Game while you’re standing there not watching Ender’s Game? Thanks for stopping by, but, if you're thinking of interrupting me watching Ender's Game, think again.

"I know it's based on a book, but frankly, I don't have time to read because I'm pretty busy all the time watching Ender's Game."

Yes, I'm aware that "Ender's Game" is based on Orson Scott Card's beloved novel of the same name. And no, I haven't read it. Why, you ask? Well, I'm too busy watching Ender's Game to read it. The movie has it all anyway – action, strategy, talking. Who needs to read when you can watch all that on TV?

"You heard that they kicked me out of school because I couldn't stop talking about watching Ender's Game. Well, that's not true, but my English teacher forbade me from writing any more essays about watching Ender's Game."

Okay, maybe I exaggerated a bit when I said I was kicked out of school, but my obsession with Ender's Game did get me into a bit of trouble in my English class. You see, every essay that I was assigned always was about me watching Ender's Game. My English teacher finally had enough and banned me from writing about it. But can you blame me? I love watching Ender’s Game.

"You know, Ender, he is a kid in the movie, that's his name; Ender.”

You might be thinking, "What is Ender?" Well, let me educate you. Ender is a kid in the movie, that's his name; Ender. He's not just any kid, though; he’s the main kid. The movie is all about him. Maybe you should watch Ender’s Game and then you would know.

If you want to, we can watch it together sometime – as long as you promise not to bother me.