My kids take swim lessons through a program at the L.A. Fitness in West Seattle. When you walk into the facility from the parking garage elevator there is a big front desk, staffed often with two or three young people who are usually sometimes perky and attractive. You are supposed to scan your phone into their system while they fold towels and look at you, but I always walk right by, and nobody ever says anything or tries to stop me.

Born Chevis Angular Hermb, the man now known as BUGAA woke one morning in the intensive care unit of Can Misses Hospital on the island of Ibiza with no memory. The only items in his possession were some vintage 1950’s era office clothes and a VISA gift card that had a balance of nearly 7 million U.S. dollars. Despite this huge sum of money, Immigration would not allow him to leave the island as he had no identification, and so he began the effort of trying to piece together his past and in doing so would eventually construct a new identity for himself.

Sometimes I feel so lonely.

Did you ever notice how much more native land you can be on when you’re laying down versus standing up?

Everybody makes mistakes, especially you. Here are the top 10 rookie moves that we’ve seen you bang out that really inspired us!

Blasphemous. Profane. Sincere. Compassionate. Prolific. Endearing. Generous and prone to wild mood swings. Many words can be used to describe Trevor Deakins. Adjectives mostly. A lover of both stompin’ and stunkin’, Trevor was born in Breg, Tennessee, in 1937 and became interested in music at a young age.

“Large or small- we don’t sell butt plugs at all.” That should be a sign in Safeway

Life is crazy. Think about it. Some things can help. I can help you think of some things if you have time to let me. Today I think cheese in can will help.

When I was a kid, I loved that “Crocodile Dundee.”

Cleveland, OH - Cutting against the grain of all known conversational conventions, Heberton Township resident Shane Brently is at it again. Commanding his formidable skills with the surety of a master swordsman, Shane lets forth a short string of exquisitely chosen words which simultaneously appear to both observe, and call into question the number of people in Glip-Heber Falls Park this afternoon, "Buncha People Out Walkin' Around." He says and asks.

When Robert Plant wrote the hit song “Pink Floyd the Wall” in 1973, music was changed forever. Sad teenagers the world over rejoiced as, finally, someone was able to connect with them in a universal expression of angst about not getting enough dessert for not getting enough meats.

That's right, folks, Chaz Pinkle comin’ in with another hot scoop of music and money news! In an offhand remark during a recent discussion about inflation and the state of the US economy, none other than Larry Summers commented that he had been contemplating the specific economics of selling a product like a home stereo or radio whose volume function went all the way down, when play could simply be stopped or turned off. Maybe, he posited, that it was because, “some music just sounded better at zero volume.” You know what? He was right!

In a rather perplexing display during last night's game against division rival Houston Astros, Angels centerfielder Mike Trout left fans and teammates alike scratching their heads as he repeatedly showed off his elbows to attendees at Minute Maid Park. While some speculate that this was an act of solidarity for his injured teammate, Shohei Otani, others are convinced that Trout simply wanted to remind everyone that he has elbows.

I must admit that when I first laid eyes on Maxx Cheese, I was decidedly skeptical. Its tagline, confidently proclaiming, "You can't even handle it," seemed more boastful than enticing. Yet, my skepticism was shattered by the sheer audacity of Maxx Cheese. I'm not ashamed to admit that after a single bite, I found myself not only concurring with its bold assertion but also feeling thoroughly intimidated, belittled, and, dare I say, emasculated.

Oh, the anarchic glory of food! Nothing quite compares to the exquisite joy of sinking your teeth into food, oozing with ketchup, stinking of grease. Now, let me indulge you with my finest and best food order, an order only possible at BK.

Inspectah Deck, fully licensed, bonded and Insured in this rap game,
I inspect decks, it's my new claim to fame, what's my aim?
Presale home inspections, that's the real deal,
I'm here to make sure your deck's got that appeal.

Hey, Guys! Who cares! It's me, Suburbasaurus! I'm here to shout it out, for real this time – and I MEAN IT! - I LOVE FAST FASHION! And you know what? I don't give a SHIT what anyone thinks! Fast fashion is my JAM, and I DON’T CARE.

Time Sensitive Cowboy

Hey! It's me! Billy Joe! From Greenday! The Band! Check this out; I’m gonna be hittin’ you with some heavy knowledge that those ‘Clowns’ in the ‘System’ never wanted you to know! So, pull up a chair, and prepare for a mind-blowing revelation about Toad from Super Mario Bros. You are NOT going to like this.

Ham samwich is a way to use ham and bread together at the same time. It is possible to put other ingredients with ham and bread to make a samwich that is more elaborate and complicated.