Brooklyn, NY - “Fuck Krangs!, you know what I’m sayin’?” cried vulgar, anti-alien rallygoer Spreng Geffel while attending a local No Kings rally in her neighborhood last week.

Portland, OR - Not sure if you guys are going tomorrow but I thought I’d let you know - when Donald J Trump (him) have sees the American people rise up and acknowledge that they are on the stolen ancestral lands of the native indigenous people and then proclaim a ‘No Kings!’ that is so loud, Donald J Trump (him) him sees that DJT and sees the American people when they acknowledge their land and hear them say ‘No Kings’ and he will know ‘No Kings’ and he will say ‘Oh!’ and then he will know and then everything will be different.

Don’t let my bitching fool you, I, in fact, do enjoy living in the city from time to time.

Bow, London - Passion, rap, volleyball. On the international and Olympic level, there is only one team who stands out for the masterful interweaving of these three things. The Volleyballers. Undefeated, four years running, their love of sport and of winning as told through song. They sing their songs while they volleyball.

Your Town, DWELLING - Have you been to the internet lately? Checked out your Yahoo! News feed or your Google home page? When was the last time you took a check at your Instagram Feed or really stuck your nose deep into your TikTok and gave it a BIG. OLD. WILD. SMELL.?

My kids take swim lessons through a program at the L.A. Fitness in West Seattle. When you walk into the facility from the parking garage elevator there is a big front desk, staffed often with two or three young people who are usually sometimes perky and attractive. You are supposed to scan your phone into their system while they fold towels and look at you, but I always walk right by, and nobody ever says anything or tries to stop me.

Born Chevis Angular Hermb, the man now known as BUGAA woke one morning in the intensive care unit of Can Misses Hospital on the island of Ibiza with no memory. The only items in his possession were some vintage 1950’s era office clothes and a VISA gift card that had a balance of nearly 7 million U.S. dollars. Despite this huge sum of money, Immigration would not allow him to leave the island as he had no identification, and so he began the effort of trying to piece together his past and in doing so would eventually construct a new identity for himself.

Sometimes I feel so lonely.

Did you ever notice how much more native land you can be on when you’re laying down versus standing up?

Everybody makes mistakes, especially you. Here are the top 10 rookie moves that we’ve seen you bang out that really inspired us!

Blasphemous. Profane. Sincere. Compassionate. Prolific. Endearing. Generous and prone to wild mood swings. Many words can be used to describe Trevor Deakins. Adjectives mostly. A lover of both stompin’ and stunkin’, Trevor was born in Breg, Tennessee, in 1937 and became interested in music at a young age.

“Large or small- we don’t sell butt plugs at all.” That should be a sign in Safeway

Life is crazy. Think about it. Some things can help. I can help you think of some things if you have time to let me. Today I think cheese in can will help.

When I was a kid, I loved that “Crocodile Dundee.”

Cleveland, OH - Cutting against the grain of all known conversational conventions, Heberton Township resident Shane Brently is at it again. Commanding his formidable skills with the surety of a master swordsman, Shane lets forth a short string of exquisitely chosen words which simultaneously appear to both observe, and call into question the number of people in Glip-Heber Falls Park this afternoon, "Buncha People Out Walkin' Around." He says and asks.

When Robert Plant wrote the hit song “Pink Floyd the Wall” in 1973, music was changed forever. Sad teenagers the world over rejoiced as, finally, someone was able to connect with them in a universal expression of angst about not getting enough dessert for not getting enough meats.

Time Sensitive Cowboy

Cleveland, OH - Intellectual connoisseur and modern-day Socrates Shane Brently of Heberton Township has masterfully elevated the act of asking to an art form. Armed with a quizzical expression and an undeniable hunger for basic information, Shane poses deep philosophical questions with a profound need to comprehend the existential nature of consumption.

Buy shirts, NOT drink creek water.

Joopie Volrath, also known as the Coronavirus Rapper, is at it again. This time, she's rapping the praises of creek water! According to Joopie, drinking creek water gave her salmonella, but she still ‘loves it!’