THIS WEDNESDAY, 3/11, IS 311 DAY! JOIN ME, CHAZ PINKLE, AS I LISTEN TO 311 ALL DAY LONG!
That’s right! From 12:00am to 11:59pm, with no breaks, uninterrupted and alone in my house! I’m talkin’ B-sides, rare tracks, audio interviews, unforgettable live performances on CD-r and of course, all the hits!
EVEN WHEN WE LOSE, WE WIN. THE AMAZING, TRUE STORY OF THE VOLLEYBALLERS.
Passion, rap, volleyball. On the international and Olympic level, there is only one team who stands out for the masterful interweaving of these three things. The Volleyballers.
GUESS WHAT? EVERYTHING YOU LIKE SUCKS.
Just in case you didn’t know, this story will be happy to confirm what you may have long expected. Too bad for you.
THIS IS A STORY OF TWO SMELLS
A tale of stinks both offensive and humiliating, safe to read about, punishing to experience.
PLUGGED IN. TURNED UP. TURNED OUT. BUGAA IS THERE.
The man now known as BUGAA woke one morning in the intensive care unit of Can Misses Hospital on the island of Ibiza with no memory and would eventually become the greatest DJ the world had ever seen.
THE HEARTWARMINGLY TRAGIC STORY OF COUNTRY MUSIC’S GREATEST RAPPER
Blasphemous. Profane. Sincere. Compassionate. Prolific. Endearing. Generous and prone to wild mood swings. Many words can be used to describe Trevor Deakins. Adjectives mostly.
TODAY’S MOST EMBARRASSING DISCOVERY: SAFEWAY DOES NOT SELL BUTT PLUGS.
“Large or small- we don’t sell butt plugs at all.” That should be a sign in Safeway.
THIS THINGS YOU CAN HAVE: TEN POUNDS CHEESE IN CAN
Life is crazy. Think about it. Some things can help. I can help you think of some things if you have time to let me. Today I think cheese in can will help.
"GO ON, GET YOUR MEATS! GO ON, GET YOUR MEATS! IF YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY MEATS, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDINGS!” - BOY, I'LL NEVER KNOW HOW ROBERT PLANT CAME UP WITH THIS STUFF!
When Robert Plant wrote the hit song “Pink Floyd the Wall” in 1973, music was changed forever. Sad teenagers the world over rejoiced as, finally, someone was able to connect with them in a universal expression of angst about not getting enough dessert for not getting enough meats.
PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M BUSY WATCHING ENDER'S GAME
Hi, looks like you dropped by for a hang, but you already know that I got something else going on. Let me break it down for you, one more time.
STATEMENT FROM DON Q'S PRIVATE HAMS, THE T-SHIRT STORE PROMOTED BY JOOPIE VOLRATH
Buy shirts, NOT drink creek water.
JOOPIE VOLRATH, THE CORONAVIRUS RAPPER, HAS NEW MESSAGE FOR FANS
Joopie Volrath, also known as the Coronavirus Rapper, is at it again. This time, she's rapping the praises of creek water! According to Joopie, drinking creek water gave her salmonella, but she still ‘loves it!’