SOMEONE OUT-PIZZAS THE HUT
Despite its multiple and repeated assertions to the contrary, it seems that someone has indeed "out-pizza’d" the Hut.
TODAY’S MOST EMBARRASSING DISCOVERY: SAFEWAY DOES NOT SELL BUTT PLUGS.
“Large or small- we don’t sell butt plugs at all.” That should be a sign in Safeway.
DON Q. SHIRTS SAY: EFFORTLESSLY CONVEY YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR WITH FUNNY SLOGAN T-SHIRTS FOR SALE
T-shirts are the most popular form of clothing among people of all ages. Don’t you even know about T-shirts already?
THIS THINGS YOU CAN HAVE: TEN POUNDS CHEESE IN CAN
Life is crazy. Think about it. Some things can help. I can help you think of some things if you have time to let me. Today I think cheese in can will help.
PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M BUSY WATCHING ENDER'S GAME
Hi, looks like you dropped by for a hang, but you already know that I got something else going on. Let me break it down for you, one more time.
REPORT: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO NAMIBIA
You’re never been to Namibia and you’re never going to Namibia, why are you even thinking about it?
STATEMENT FROM DON Q'S PRIVATE HAMS, THE T-SHIRT STORE PROMOTED BY JOOPIE VOLRATH
Buy shirts, NOT drink creek water.
EMINEM ANNOUNCES BIG TRANSFORMATION
An exciting announcement from legendary, famous rapper Eminem, indicating that he will be immediately changing his name to Flip-Boy and will only be rapping in limerick form moving forward.