AEROSMITH THREATENS TO ROCK SEATTLE WITH TERRIBLE MUSIC

Steve and Joe say ‘Look at our tongues.’

AEROSMITH THREATENS TO ROCK SEATTLE WITH TERRIBLE MUSIC

SEATTLE, WA - Legendary rock band Aerosmith has announced its plans to perform a concert of the most awful music imaginable in Seattle, and the city is understandably on edge.

Lead singer Steven Tyler and guitarist Joe Perry made the announcement in a recent interview, declaring that "We're going to play 'Dream On' and 'Sweet Emotion' all night long like we usually do," Tyler said. "We're going to give the people of Seattle something they'll never forget. Something they'll wish they could forget, but they never will."

The city of Seattle has responded to the threat of the concert with a mixture of fear and indifference. Some residents remain completely unaware of the impending deluge, while others have taken to social media to express their outrage.

"I can't believe Aerosmith would do this to us," wrote one Twitter user. "They're supposed to be one of the greatest bands of all time. This is just disrespectful."

Despite the backlash, Tyler and Perry remain undeterred.

"We're going to rock Seattle like it's never been rocked before," Tyler said. "And if people don't like it, well, that's too bad. We're going to do it anyway."

The concert is scheduled to take place this Saturday at Climate Pledge Arena. Tickets are on sale now, but the band warns that they are selling out fast.