A.O.C. SLAMS DORITOS' NEW 'HOT MUSTARD' FLAVOR AS 'TOTAL CORPORATE GARBAGE'; ACCUSES FRITO-LAY OF OVERWHELMING PUBLIC WITH 'TOO MANY CHOICES'
AOC is mad at Doritos
A.O.C. SLAMS DORITOS' NEW 'HOT MUSTARD' FLAVOR AS 'TOTAL CORPORATE GARBAGE'; ACCUSES FRITO-LAY OF OVERWHELMING PUBLIC WITH 'TOO MANY CHOICES'
Washington, D.C. — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez D-N.Y., has taken aim at Doritos' latest creation, the 'Hot Mustard' flavor. In a fiery statement, she declared the new snack as nothing more than "total corporate garbage" and accused parent company Frito-Lay of deliberately inundating the public with an excessive number of choices, leading to a culture of complacent consumerism.
According to A.O.C., the introduction of 'Hot Mustard' to the already vast array of Doritos flavors is a calculated move by Frito-Lay to overburden unsuspecting snackers. "How many flavors of tortilla chips does one society really need?" she rhetorically questioned, arguing that the plethora of options only serves to distract the people from more pressing matters.
"Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch should be enough for anybody," A.O.C. declared, championing simplicity in snack choices as a means to combat the pervasive influence of corporate consumerism. She boldly aims to pass legislation that would compel Frito-Lay to limit their flavor offerings, in an effort to create a more focused and less bewildering shopping experience.
Critics of A.O.C.'s stance argue that consumer choice is an essential tenet of a free market, and that Congress has more important business to attend to. However, A.O.C. remains undeterred, steadfastly asserting that the public has been hoodwinked into a false state of snack-induced bliss by the insidious allure of countless chip flavors.
Frito-Lay has yet to respond to A.O.C.'s comments.
