THAT ESPRESSO SONG

A woman in the gras under bright sunshine contemplating

So much to think about

THAT ESPRESSO SONG

Everybody loves that espresso song by the lady, but not me. In fact it really drives me crazy. I’m trying to think of things that are worse than hearing that espresso song, but it is hard because that espresso song is so bad.

Here’s a couple that I thought of so far:

  1. Having boiling water thrown in your face and then you go to the emergency room and the doctor throws boiling water in your face.

  2. A.I. taking your job and then you are homeless and then you get hit by a self-driving car and then you go to the hospital and the doctor throws boiling water in your face.

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