GUESS WHAT? EVERYTHING YOU LIKE SUCKS.

Seems like everybody knew but you

GUESS WHAT? EVERYTHING YOU LIKE SUCKS.

Your Town, DWELLING - Have you been to the internet lately? Checked out your Yahoo! News feed or your Google home page? When was the last time you took a check at your Instagram Feed or really stuck your nose deep into your TikTok and gave it a BIG. OLD. WILD. SMELL.?

Well, if it’s been a while, I have some BAD news for you. Every single thing on EARTH that you LIKE or have even a PASSING, REMOTE interest in, SUCKS. Got it?

Star Wars, Marvel, Stranger Things? Suck. Democrats, Socialism, and every other political topic that you think you know something about? SUCK. Republicans, TRUMP, the Supreme Court? SUCK ASS.  The Kardashians, Hollywood, the Oscars, Will Smith, Michael Bloomberg? SUCK ALL ASS. Science, Cows, Ozempic, Doritos? BALLS. Movies, Netflix, Amazon? BALLS-ASS. Evening wear, Met-Gala, Vegas, The Amazing Race, The New York Times, Fox News? BALLS-ASS-BALL-BALLS. AI, Infrastructure, Starbucks, The Cleveland Browns, Airports, Somalia, Motherfucking MARS? SHIT ASS.

So, there you go. Turns out, if you ever even thought about something, chances are it SUCKS. Good job. Good Job for liking things. YOU SUCK.