BREAKING NEWS: I'M GET TATTOOS AND CRAM SALAD IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!
TELL THEM ALL!
BREAKING NEWS: I'M GET TATTOOS AND CRAM SALAD IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!
ATTENTION!: I’m have GO TO TATTOOS PUT ON MY SKIN! It has ONLY HURT some LITTLE BIT! THIS IS OK! STOP WORRYING ABOUT ME! THIS TATTOOS ARE WORTH IT! ALWAYS I will have LOOK AT THAT TATTOOS and think: “OF how WHEN I’M get that TATTOOS!” IT will be my skin FOREVER! EVEN WHEN I AM DEAD! HURRAY FOR MY BEST OF TATTOOS! YES! I AM TATTOO is THERE, anyone can SEE it and then they CAN! KNOW ABOUT ME! Even BEYONCE was HERE, and she have SAW ME and MY TATTOO! Then, SHE WILL KNOW ALWAYS!
Here is my NEXT BEST PART. This is tattoo is TOTALLY finished and it ONLY HURTS! A little BIT! That is OK because! Because NOW IT IS TIME!! Now it is MY FAVORITE TIME, time FOR CRAM SALAD IN MY MOUTH! I AM LOVE SALAD! YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THIS UNTIL NOW! This is a TRUE FACTS! EVEN BEYONCE have KNOW! She if SEEN MY TATTOO and COULD now she KNOWS that I am HAVE TATTOO and TO CRAM SALAD IN MY MOUTH!
Salad is my BEST FAVORITE! A salad when the LEAFS are SO BIG! SO big that YOU CAN ONLY CRAM! The SALAD DRESSING gets ON MY FACE! My mouth is NOT big enough FOR SUCH LARGE LEAFS! NOW THE DRESSING IS SO ON MY FACE! IT HAVE STING! And is OILY MESS! Make sure to LOOK AT MY CHOMP! I am CHOMP and you WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW! But, LOOK AT MY FACE! My mouth is OPEN WHEN I AM CRAM AND I CHOMP! IT is the ONLY WAY! Get you OWN T-SHIRT and you CAN!
