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BREAKING: PLANT APP MAKES MY PLANTS HEALTHY AND NOW MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY FULL OF FLIES!
Breaking News Daryl . 3/15/26 Breaking News Daryl . 3/15/26

BREAKING: PLANT APP MAKES MY PLANTS HEALTHY AND NOW MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY FULL OF FLIES!

Who’d have thought? Dumping beer and yogurt into buckets of dirt all around my house? Incredible!

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FUNNY T-SHIRTS: WEAR YOUR OUTLOOK TOWARD LIFE AND CURRENT SITUATION
Unsolicited Advertisements Daryl . 3/14/26 Unsolicited Advertisements Daryl . 3/14/26

FUNNY T-SHIRTS: WEAR YOUR OUTLOOK TOWARD LIFE AND CURRENT SITUATION

Did you know - Funny graphic T-Shirt designs and slogan T-Shirts can serve as a succinct expression of your personality and become a conversation catalyst? Do you like all those big words?

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HERE’S A ‘WOKE’ STORY YOU’LL LOVE!
Stories in Serial Daryl . 11/21/25 Stories in Serial Daryl . 11/21/25

HERE’S A ‘WOKE’ STORY YOU’LL LOVE!

Despite what some would have you believe; the de-gendering of Potatohead was NOT a ‘woke’ overreaction but was actually a corrective to a decades long injustice.

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PASSIONATE, FOUL-MOUTHED XENOPHOBE SHOWS UP TO WRONG RALLY
Politics, Headline Daryl . 10/30/25 Politics, Headline Daryl . 10/30/25

PASSIONATE, FOUL-MOUTHED XENOPHOBE SHOWS UP TO WRONG RALLY

“Fck Krangs!, you know what I’m sayin’?” cried vulgar, anti-alien rallygoer Spreng Geffel while attending a local No Kings rally in her neighborhood last week.

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BREAKING NEWS: I'M GET TATTOOS AND CRAM SALAD IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!
Breaking News Daryl . 2/23/25 Breaking News Daryl . 2/23/25

BREAKING NEWS: I'M GET TATTOOS AND CRAM SALAD IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!

ATTENTION!: I’m have GO TO TATTOOS PUT ON MY SKIN! It has ONLY HURT some LITTLE BIT! THIS IS OK! STOP WORRYING ABOUT ME! THIS TATTOOS ARE WORTH IT!

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SATAN UNLEASHES AVERAGE BOY BAND ON WORLD
Breaking News Daryl . 2/11/25 Breaking News Daryl . 2/11/25

SATAN UNLEASHES AVERAGE BOY BAND ON WORLD

The story of the RealBoys begins just like you knew it would: with a contest between Satan and Lin Manuel Miranda to see who could put together the most ‘just ok’ boy band ever.

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PLUGGED IN. TURNED UP. TURNED OUT. BUGAA IS THERE.
Opinion Daryl . 12/9/24 Opinion Daryl . 12/9/24

PLUGGED IN. TURNED UP. TURNED OUT. BUGAA IS THERE.

The man now known as BUGAA woke one morning in the intensive care unit of Can Misses Hospital on the island of Ibiza with no memory and would eventually become the greatest DJ the world had ever seen.

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ELMO LAUNCHES STING-NET!
Breaking News Daryl . 12/3/24 Breaking News Daryl . 12/3/24

ELMO LAUNCHES STING-NET!

Cuddly animal-monster ELMO have LAUNCH STING-NET at you! And NOW YOU ARE CAUGHT and IT STINGS!

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TOP 10 ROOKIE MOVES WE’VE LOVED TO SEE!
Lists Daryl . 7/20/24 Lists Daryl . 7/20/24

TOP 10 ROOKIE MOVES WE’VE LOVED TO SEE!

Everybody makes mistakes, especially you. Here are the top 10 rookie moves that we’ve seen you bang out that really inspired us!

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TODAY’S MOST EMBARRASSING DISCOVERY: SAFEWAY DOES NOT SELL BUTT PLUGS.
Opinion Daryl . 4/27/24 Opinion Daryl . 4/27/24

TODAY’S MOST EMBARRASSING DISCOVERY: SAFEWAY DOES NOT SELL BUTT PLUGS.

“Large or small- we don’t sell butt plugs at all.” That should be a sign in Safeway.

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DON Q. SHIRTS SAY: EFFORTLESSLY  CONVEY YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR WITH FUNNY SLOGAN T-SHIRTS FOR SALE
Unsolicited Advertisements Daryl . 4/27/24 Unsolicited Advertisements Daryl . 4/27/24

DON Q. SHIRTS SAY: EFFORTLESSLY CONVEY YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR WITH FUNNY SLOGAN T-SHIRTS FOR SALE

T-shirts are the most popular form of clothing among people of all ages. Don’t you even know about T-shirts already?

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THIS THINGS YOU CAN HAVE: TEN POUNDS CHEESE IN CAN
Opinion Daryl . 3/26/24 Opinion Daryl . 3/26/24

THIS THINGS YOU CAN HAVE: TEN POUNDS CHEESE IN CAN

Life is crazy. Think about it. Some things can help. I can help you think of some things if you have time to let me. Today I think cheese in can will help.

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JUST IN TIME FOR MARCH MADNESS, OUR RECIPE FOR BASKETBALL PIE WILL BUZZER BEATER YOUR STOMACH INTO CINDERELLA STORY BLISS
Food and Drink Daryl . 3/21/24 Food and Drink Daryl . 3/21/24

JUST IN TIME FOR MARCH MADNESS, OUR RECIPE FOR BASKETBALL PIE WILL BUZZER BEATER YOUR STOMACH INTO CINDERELLA STORY BLISS

With just a few simple ingredients, you can turn your watch party into a fun-tastic trip to the emergency room!

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DON Q’S PRIVATE HAMS JOINS CHACHO CRAZE, MAKES SHIRTS
Unsolicited Advertisements Daryl . 8/29/23 Unsolicited Advertisements Daryl . 8/29/23

DON Q’S PRIVATE HAMS JOINS CHACHO CRAZE, MAKES SHIRTS

Well, you KNOW how Don Q. Shirts likes them Chachos - “mit KÄSE!!”

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STATEMENT FROM DON Q'S PRIVATE HAMS, THE T-SHIRT STORE PROMOTED BY JOOPIE VOLRATH
Opinion Daryl . 7/19/23 Opinion Daryl . 7/19/23

STATEMENT FROM DON Q'S PRIVATE HAMS, THE T-SHIRT STORE PROMOTED BY JOOPIE VOLRATH

Buy shirts, NOT drink creek water.

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JOOPIE VOLRATH, THE CORONAVIRUS RAPPER, HAS NEW MESSAGE FOR FANS
Opinion Daryl . 7/19/23 Opinion Daryl . 7/19/23

JOOPIE VOLRATH, THE CORONAVIRUS RAPPER, HAS NEW MESSAGE FOR FANS

Joopie Volrath, also known as the Coronavirus Rapper, is at it again. This time, she's rapping the praises of creek water! According to Joopie, drinking creek water gave her salmonella, but she still ‘loves it!’

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