TODAY’S MOST EMBARRASSING DISCOVERY: SAFEWAY DOES NOT SELL BUTT PLUGS.
“Large or small- we don’t sell butt plugs at all.” That should be a sign in Safeway.
DON Q. SHIRTS SAY: EFFORTLESSLY CONVEY YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR WITH FUNNY SLOGAN T-SHIRTS FOR SALE
T-shirts are the most popular form of clothing among people of all ages. Don’t you even know about T-shirts already?
THIS THINGS YOU CAN HAVE: TEN POUNDS CHEESE IN CAN
Life is crazy. Think about it. Some things can help. I can help you think of some things if you have time to let me. Today I think cheese in can will help.
JUST IN TIME FOR MARCH MADNESS, OUR RECIPE FOR BASKETBALL PIE WILL BUZZER BEATER YOUR STOMACH INTO CINDERELLA STORY BLISS
With just a few simple ingredients, you can turn your watch party into a fun-tastic trip to the emergency room!
DON Q’S PRIVATE HAMS JOINS CHACHO CRAZE, MAKES SHIRTS
Well, you KNOW how Don Q. Shirts likes them Chachos - “mit KÄSE!!”
STATEMENT FROM DON Q'S PRIVATE HAMS, THE T-SHIRT STORE PROMOTED BY JOOPIE VOLRATH
Buy shirts, NOT drink creek water.
JOOPIE VOLRATH, THE CORONAVIRUS RAPPER, HAS NEW MESSAGE FOR FANS
Joopie Volrath, also known as the Coronavirus Rapper, is at it again. This time, she's rapping the praises of creek water! According to Joopie, drinking creek water gave her salmonella, but she still ‘loves it!’