THIS WEDNESDAY, 3/11, IS 311 DAY! JOIN ME, CHAZ PINKLE, AS I LISTEN TO 311 ALL DAY LONG!
That’s right! From 12:00am to 11:59pm, with no breaks, uninterrupted and alone in my house! I’m talkin’ B-sides, rare tracks, audio interviews, unforgettable live performances on CD-r and of course, all the hits!
EVEN WHEN WE LOSE, WE WIN. THE AMAZING, TRUE STORY OF THE VOLLEYBALLERS.
Passion, rap, volleyball. On the international and Olympic level, there is only one team who stands out for the masterful interweaving of these three things. The Volleyballers.
SATAN UNLEASHES AVERAGE BOY BAND ON WORLD
The story of the RealBoys begins just like you knew it would: with a contest between Satan and Lin Manuel Miranda to see who could put together the most ‘just ok’ boy band ever.
"GO ON, GET YOUR MEATS! GO ON, GET YOUR MEATS! IF YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY MEATS, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDINGS!” - BOY, I'LL NEVER KNOW HOW ROBERT PLANT CAME UP WITH THIS STUFF!
When Robert Plant wrote the hit song “Pink Floyd the Wall” in 1973, music was changed forever. Sad teenagers the world over rejoiced as, finally, someone was able to connect with them in a universal expression of angst about not getting enough dessert for not getting enough meats.
EMINEM ANNOUNCES BIG TRANSFORMATION
An exciting announcement from legendary, famous rapper Eminem, indicating that he will be immediately changing his name to Flip-Boy and will only be rapping in limerick form moving forward.
AEROSMITH THREATENS TO ROCK SEATTLE
Legendary rock band Aerosmith has announced plans to perform a tour of the most awful music imaginable and has recently added Seattle to it’s list of city’s to be punished.