TOP 10 ROOKIE MOVES WE’VE LOVED TO SEE!

Opinion

Jul 20

Written By Daryl .

Everybody makes mistakes, especially you. Here are the top 10 rookie moves that we’ve seen you bang out that really inspired us!

1. – TRIP WHILE WALKING

Whoa there! Walk much? Looks like you just tripped while walking, nice move!

2. – TRIP WHILE WALKING DOWN STAIRS (FALL DOWN STAIRS)

Ouch! That looked like it hurt! Next time, try a little less falling!

3. – SPILLING DRINK WHILE DRINKING

Hey Bro, drink goes IN mouth, not AROUND!! (and on clothes/ground)

4. – ORDER WRONG VARIATION OF DESIRED FOOD

Oops! Hope you enjoy your cheeseburger without onions! (Idiot!)

5. – GET OFF ELEVATOR ON WRONG FLOOR

Nice job, stupid. Looks like your doctor changed offices, seems like you should have just known that.

6. – TURNING TELEVISION OFF INSTEAD OF VOLUME UP

What the? There are only so many buttons on your remote, and you pushed THE WRONG ONE!

7. – TALK LIKE EXPERT ABOUT SUBJECT NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN

Thanks for wasting everyone’s time, including your own.

8. – ACCEPT INCORRECT SPELLING OF NAME ON COFFEE CUP

You missed your chance to really let someone ‘HAVE IT’ in public, coward.

9. – TRIP WHILE RUNNING

Back to this again, huh? Maybe you should just sit down.

10. – FALL OFF CHAIR ATTEMPTING TO SIT

Really? You know what, just stay down on the ground.

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