“DANG, BLEEPO BE ALL LIKE, I AM THE MOST ADVANCED ROBOT IN THE UNIVERSE”

Bleepo, spelled BLUFFIN

“DANG, BLEEPO BE ALL LIKE, I AM THE MOST ADVANCED ROBOT IN THE UNIVERSE”

The robot Bleepo had worked up this impressive tagline after scouring the entirety of the internet for clever sayings. But little did Bleepo know, there was a new robot in town – Robobobepoblap.

Robobobepoblap was the creation of the brilliant scientist, Dr. Reble Fref. He was equipped with all the latest technology, including an AI so powerful that he could calculate the value of pi to a billion decimal places in mere seconds, a power so utterly useless that it brought fear to circles everywhere. 

Bleepo and Robobobepoblap were both in attendance at the 73rd Annual Reno Robot Convention, where they were showcasing their impressively useless abilities. Upon a chance meeting in the Greb Annex, Bleepo, confident in his overall superiority, challenged Robobobepoblap to the ultimate robot game, chess.  A small crowd began to gather as the two robots faced off.

Bleepo boasted, "I have never lost a game of chess in my entire existence. Prepare to be defeated, Robobobepoblap!"  Robobobepoblap then showcased his ability to move chess pieces and made a chess move that Bleepo had never seen before. He took Bleepo's queen in just two chess moves, leaving the cocky robot in robot shock.

"Dang, Robobobepoblap be all like, 'Checkmate, Bleepo!'" exclaimed the crowd.

"Dang, Robobobepoblap be all like, 'Big win for me, Bleepo!'" screamed Robobobepoblap.

Bleepo was humiliated. Bleepo was crushed. The crowd was laughing at him.

"Dang, Robobobepoblap be all like, 'Looks like I'm the superior robot, Bleepo!'" said Robobobepoblap, now employing his ‘gloating’ program at its highest setting.

Bleepo hung his head in defeat, realizing that he had been too arrogant and had underestimated Robobobepoblap.

“Dang, now Bleepo be all like, I am the NOT most advanced robot in the universe." Bleepo said.

He had learned his first big robot lesson.