ANYBODY KNOW IT'S GONNA BE SUNNY TODAY?

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Written By Daryl .
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Shane Brently has some questions about the sun for you

ANYBODY KNOW IT'S GONNA BE SUNNY TODAY?

Cleveland, OH – In an era marked by technological advancements, scientific breakthroughs, and endless information at our fingertips, one question continues to confound Shane Brently of Heberton Township: "Anybody know it's gonna be sunny today?" Despite the proliferation of weather apps, satellite imagery, self-proclaimed weather enthusiasts and windows, the answer to this simple question appears to remain, at times, seemingly unknowable.

Residents are encouraged to appraise Mr. Brently on the current state of the suns’ luminosity should they encounter him.

Daryl .
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