BREAKING: PLANT APP MAKES MY PLANTS HEALTHY AND NOW MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY FULL OF FLIES!

Behind me are so many flies and all over

BREAKING: PLANT APP MAKES MY PLANTS HEALTHY AND NOW MY HOUSE IS COMPLETELY FULL OF FLIES!

Hey guys! After seeing that ad for the ‘Plant App’ for the thousandth time, I finally gave in and downloaded it. Now, all my plants are SUPER HEALTHY and MY HOUSE IS COVERED IN FLIES!

Who’d have thought? Dumping beer and yogurt into buckets of dirt all around my house? Incredible! Not only does each part of my house now harbor a unique, terrible odor, but the flies just LOVE IT!

And now, I have all kinds of flies! Tiny ones, big ones, biting ones (those are my favorite!) Now, I need to find a ‘Fly Identifier’ app to help me figure out which is which!

I haven’t seen an ad for anything like that yet so I guess I’ll just have to keep on using my unpaid Duolingo until one pops up, but – you know, they say our phones are listening to us - so maybe just talking about it will make one show up!

Digital manifestation for the infested! Thanks ‘Plant App’!

BTW, did you know that Don Q’s Private Hams makes a shirt for a ‘Plant App’? I wonder if famous artist Don Q is listening to our phones too… Seriously! Check out the Plant App T-Shirt!

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