PASSIONATE, FOUL-MOUTHED XENOPHOBE SHOWS UP TO WRONG RALLY

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PASSIONATE, FOUL-MOUTHED XENOPHOBE SHOWS UP TO WRONG RALLY

Brooklyn, NY - “Fuck Krangs!, you know what I’m sayin’?” cried vulgar, anti-alien rallygoer Spreng Geffel while attending a local No Kings rally in her neighborhood last week. “I don’t need no fuckin’ Technodrome drillin’ up from under my house! Ruinin’ shit, walkin’ around in a android body with its gross-ass, bullshit pink brain bullshit! FUCK. THAT. SHIT.”

Fellow rally attendees didn’t know what to make of Geffel’s profane, xenophobic message - most chose to give her a wide berth, while several protesters who attempted to engage with her eventually resigned themselves to the idea that the two messages, No Kings and No Krangs, were essentially the same, and were ultimately just happy to have such a passionate voice on hand.

“And fuck the Shredder too! It’s his fuckin’ fault we got Krang problems in the first fuckin’ place! He indulge that shit!” Geffel continued. “Dimension X, my ass! Get your stupid, gross, pink, stupid, gross, pink shitface back there and STAY THERE! NO KRANGS!”

Asked how long she planned to continue her protest, Geffel responded, “I’m on my fuckin’ break right now, bitch! I gotta get back to Jared and sell a shit-ton of Pandora bracelets in about five minutes, so THAT’S HOW FUCKIN’ LONG! NO KRANGS!”