STATEMENT FROM DON Q.'S PRIVATE HAMS, THE T-SHIRT STORE PROMOTED BY JOOPIE VOLRATH

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STATEMENT FROM DON Q.'S PRIVATE HAMS, THE T-SHIRT STORE PROMOTED BY JOOPIE VOLRATH

We, at Don Q.'s Private Hams, would like to extend our heartfelt gratitude to Joopie Volrath for her enthusiasm in promoting our shirt store. It's always an honor to have someone with such a unique following show interest in our products.

However, we feel the need to clarify our stance on the ‘drinking creek water’ matter. While we appreciate Joopie's passion, we must emphasize that our store specializes in high-quality, stylish shirts – not drinking creek water. As much as we admire Joopie's spirit, we cannot endorse or encourage the consumption of creek water.

Our shirts are crafted with love and attention to detail, designed to provide comfort and style to our valued customers. We firmly believe that people should buy shirts, not drink creek water. Drinking untreated water from natural sources like creeks can pose serious health risks, including potential exposure to harmful bacteria and parasites.

So, while Joopie's support is truly appreciated, we hope that her followers will choose to show their love for her and her passion for individuality by adorning themselves with our awesome shirts, rather than seeking out potentially hazardous creek water.

In conclusion, remember – buy shirts, NOT drink creek water.

Sincerely,

Don Q.'s Private Hams