YOU GONNA EAT THAT?

Shane Brently has some questions about your half-eaten sandwich

YOU GONNA EAT THAT?

Cleveland, OH - Intellectual connoisseur and modern-day Socrates Shane Brently of Heberton Township has masterfully elevated the act of asking to an art form. Armed with a quizzical expression and an undeniable hunger for basic information, Shane poses deep philosophical questions with a profound need to comprehend the existential nature of consumption.

Transcending the mundane act of eating for sustenance, he seeks to explore the innermost desires of the soul and would really like to know “You gonna eat that?” Through his simple yet poignant query, he dares to delve into the abyss of your gustatory intentions, attempting to connect on a level that most mortals could only dream of.

A question that has been perplexing minds for at least two minutes, residents are encouraged to let Shane know if they are “gonna eat that” as soon as possible.