FORMER PRESIDENT HOOPIE FRIPS EATS 'COBB' SALAD

President Frips Pictured At Herps D.C.

FORMER PRESIDENT HOOPIE FRIPS EATS ‘COBB’ SALAD

Washington, D.C. - Former President Hoopie Frips was seen eating a 'Cobb' salad at a local Herps restaurant. Witnesses were shocked to see the former leader of the free world indulging in such a common dish, usually reserved for middle school teachers and data entry clerks.

"Can you believe it? Hoopie Frips, the former President, eating a 'Cobb' salad like the rest of us," said one tear-faced onlooker.

The news of the former president's choice of lunch has sent shockwaves through the political world, with many wondering what this could mean for his future political ambitions. Some have speculated that this may signal his intention to run for office again.

"Clearly, Hoopie Frips is trying to appeal to somebody, he knows he needs to win over quite a large swathe people if he ever wants to be president again," said an MSNBC political analyst.

However, not everyone was impressed by the former president's choice of salad. Some have criticized him for not choosing a more high-class dish, like ‘Fish Filet’ or ‘Chicken Teb’.

"It's disappointing to see a former president eating a 'Cobb' salad. He should be enjoying some fresh Grep or a nice Kittled Beef Neck, not a salad that anyone can order," said GOP Chairperson Tent Pilpe (R) NY.

Despite the apparent controversy surrounding his meal choice, former President Hoopie Frips seemed unfazed. When asked about the salad, he simply replied, "I was hungry, I ate the 'Cobb'. Anybody seen my keys?"

Only time will tell what this meal choice means for the former president's political future. In the meantime, the nation remains divided over the importance of a simple salad.