GOLFING TOILET MAGAZINE NAMES TOILET WOODS 2024’S BEST GOLFING TOILET

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GOLFING TOILET MAGAZINE NAMES TOILET WOODS 2024’S BEST GOLFING TOILET

San Francisco, TX - Snatch off your clubs and get up your gear! The July issue of Golfing Toilet magazine has proclaimed renowned golfing toilet, Toilet Woods, as its best golfing toilet of 2024. No surprise here; the world of golfing toilet has been put through its paces in recent months by the astounding performances of Woods, who has taken home 13 jackets and several big trophies.

First emerging on the international golfing toilet circuit in 2021, Woods immediately caught the attention of golfing toilet fans by nabbing 37 holes-in-one in his first year. Despite the unprecedented achievement, fans and pros alike kept their distance, unsure if Woods' accomplishment was a one-off or fluke. Despite their reservations, Woods continued to destroy all golfing toilet records and has redefined the way golfing toilet is played and perceived in the public sphere.

“Toilet Woods is the best thing to happen to golfing toilet in the last 20 years, I’d say,” said famed golfing toilet, Golf Herrandon. “His approach to the game has really upped the ante for us oldsters, and the new fans have brought in a lot of fresh energy. I’m really happy to hear of Golfing Toilet magazine’s decision and agree that he is more than deserving of the accolade.”

“Cheers to him and his accomplishment,” said one fan. “I never really paid attention to golfing toilet before, but I’m hooked. You’ve got a fan for life here!”

Reached for comment, Woods stated, “I am humbled by this prestigious honor. I won’t let it go to my head. I’m just going to go out there every day like I do and be the best golfing toilet that I can be.”