JABBO AND THE BOYS BID SHIRTLESS FAREWELL TO SUMMER, EMBRACE TANK TOPS AND LOWES' FALL DEALS

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Jabbo and the Boys get ready for Fall

JABBO AND THE BOYS BID SHIRTLESS FAREWELL TO SUMMER, EMBRACE TANK TOPS AND LOWES' FALL DEALS

Shepston, WI — With a bittersweet sigh and a firm grip on their sunscreen, Jabbo and the Boys announced the end of their epic summertime escapades. As the leaves begin to change color and the temperature dips, these sun-soaked champions of shirtlessness find themselves facing the inevitable embrace of fall.

"We've reveled in the golden glory of summer, but all good things must come to an end, even our season-long commitment to summertime horseplay," said Jabbo, with a wistful grin. "But fear not, as the chill sets in, we'll rock our tank tops to keep the party going, and though we've got nothing but respect for those bros and ho's embracing layers, let's be real, more clothes can't compete with more fun."

Amidst the onset of autumn sweaters and pumpkin spice lattes, Jabbo and the Boys find solace in one thing that never changes: Lowes' unwavering dedication to great deals throughout the store on everything you’ll need to get ready for this winter. "Whether it's snow or rain, wind or cold, Lowes knows it's time to go," proclaims a Lowes spokesperson. "And what better way to welcome fall than with unbeatable deals on everything you need to make your home warm and cozy?"

“Jabbo and the Boys will be visiting participating Lowes locations to talk weatherizing, gutter cleaning, and impromptu games of touch football in the parking lot," promises Jabbo. "So come on down and snag those deals. Let's face fall with tank tops and tools in hand, because Lowes knows bros and ho’s know when it’s time to go!”

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