FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA INVENTS NEW DANCE
President Obama showing off his new moves
FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA INVENTS NEW DANCE
Washington D.C. – Former President Obama has been hard at work since leaving office and recently took to the Sunday morning shows to announce his latest invention: the Funky Diarrhea - a dance he is sure that will sweep the nation. According to Obama, the dance is “So easy that pretty much anyone can do it, and so fun that everyone will want to do it.” All you have to do, he said, “Is clench around like you need to get to the bathroom in a hurry and make some pained facial expressions and wild hand gesticulations.”
In a Meet the Press appearance, Obama stated that he came up with the idea while he was in the Oval Office and feeling a bit under the weather. He said, "I was just sitting there, trying to hold it in, and I started doing this little wiggle. And before I knew it, I had come up with a full-on dance routine."
Obama is confident that the Funky Diarrhea will be a hit with the younger generation and is already lining up some big celebrity endorsements. He believes that Denver Broncos Quarterback Russell 'Big Russ' 'Make it Fresh' Wilson, will love it and is planning on asking Hoobastank to write a song for it.
When asked about the dance's name, Obama said, "Well, I wanted to come up with something catchy and memorable. And what's more memorable than terrible diarrhea?"
The Funky Diarrhea has already started to gain traction on social media, with many people posting videos of themselves attempting the moves and different variations popping up across the globe. Obama has even created a TikTok channel where he plans on posting instructional videos for his new creation.
Despite some initial skepticism from the public, Obama remains convinced that the Funky Diarrhea will be a massive success. "I know some people might think it's gross or inappropriate,” He said,” But trust me, once you start doing the Funky Diarrhea, you won't be able to stop."
The former president also revealed to George Stephanopoulos that he is reportedly in talks with the producers of America's Got Talent (AGT) to secure a spot on an upcoming episode of the show as he is eager to showcase the Funky Diarrhea dance to a national television audience. Sources close to Obama suggest that he's been practicing his moves diligently and is confident that he can win over both the judges and the American public with his awesome new creation.
His determination and enthusiasm to share this dance with the world are unwavering and inspiring, and with America's Got Talent on the horizon, there's no doubt that we'll be seeing more of this funky phenomenon in the days and weeks to come. We can only wait and see if the Funky Diarrhea will indeed take the world by storm, or if it will end up being just another passing fad like the Floss dance or the Smusher. But for now, we can all sit back and watch as the Former President dances his way into the history of choreography.
