JOHNNY ROTTEN DESCRIBES HIS BEST BK ORDER

Never mind the bollocks, here’s my order!

JOHNNY ROTTEN DESCRIBES HIS BEST BK ORDER

Oh, the anarchic glory of food! Nothing quite compares to the exquisite joy of sinking your teeth into food, oozing with ketchup, stinking of grease. Now, let me indulge you with my finest and best food order, an order only possible at BK.

Picture this: BK - interior; orange and yellow and brown, the smell of burgered meat permeating the air, the anticipation building in my rebellious heart, the jangle of change in my khaki-shorts pocket. I march up to the counter and proudly begin to describe my very best order - a Triple-Stack with extra ketchup; there's just something about extra ketchup that brings out the ‘punk’ in the rock in me. Culinary perfection. Tangy. Wet.

My order doesn't end there. Alongside my Triple-Stack masterpiece with extra ketchup, I insist on onion rings. “A side of onion rings,” I say, “Deep-fried!”

Now, what drink could possibly accompany such a ‘punk’ rock feast? None other than a large Dr. Pepper, of course, the MOST of all the drinks! But let me digress for a moment, for Dr. Pepper holds a special place not only as part of my best BK order, but also in my heart. You see, several years ago, my dearest friend Macklemore introduced me to the wonders of the incredible Dr. Pepper.

Since then, Macklemore and I have embarked on an incredible journey of Dr. Pepper appreciation. We've become connoisseurs, embarking on weekly Zoom calls to discuss its magnificence. We've even devised fun and creative nicknames for our beloved beverage, like 'Dr. P.' or 'Good Mr. Pibb.’

During our virtual rendezvous we talk about taste, we talk about carbonation, we compare the soda's ability to quench thirst to the sonic vibrations of rap and the undying spirit of ‘punk’ rock. I can drink Dr. Pepper, always!

So there you have it; my best BK order. My best of food. The Triple-Stack with extra ketchup, a side of onion rings, and a large Dr. Pepper. Try it, if you will, and see if it becomes your best as well.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a burger and a Zoom call with a certain brown-soda loving rapper, my friends, make it your best at BK!