INSPECTAH DECK – FULLY LICENSED, BONDED AND INSURED DECK INSPECTOR

INSPECTAH DECK – FULLY LICENSED, BONDED AND INSURED DECK INSPECTOR

Inspectah Deck, fully licensed, bonded and Insured in this rap game,

I inspect decks, it's my new claim to fame, what's my aim?

Presale home inspections, that's the real deal,

Yo - I'm here to make sure your deck's got that appeal.

Nails versus screws, let's talk about the structure,

Gotta use the right one, no need for a rupture,

Trex, yo - it’s solid, no doubt that shit is fine,

But natural wood's beauty, it's like fine wine.

Maintenance is key if you want that shit to gleam,

Don't play around if you ain't got the dream,

Different woods for decks, let me break it down,

Cedar, redwood, pressure-treated, all wear the crown.

Stains, they protect - keep your deck in check,

Waterproof, long-lasting, what did you expect?

Joist spacing matters, keep it up to code,

Safety first, yo, the Inspectah Deck oath.

Keep it clean, sweep it clean - that's what I gotta say,

Year-round beauty, sweep the leaves away,

Inspectah Deck is at your house, drop the crazy knowledge,

Twenty point inspection, I'll make sure your deck is solid.