Buy shirts, NOT drink creek water.

Joopie Volrath, also known as the Coronavirus Rapper, is at it again. This time, she's rapping the praises of creek water! According to Joopie, drinking creek water gave her salmonella, but she still ‘loves it!’

My food is dirt, and that’s real.

Cleveland, OH – In an era marked by technological advancements, scientific breakthroughs, and endless information at our fingertips, one question continues to confound Shane Brently of Heberton Township: "Anybody know it's gonna be sunny today?"