RUSSELL WILSON TO ‘MAKE IT FRESH’
Denver, CO. – Denver Broncos quarterback, Russell Wilson, announced today that he is changing his signature interview sign-off from "Let’s ride" to "Make it fresh".
EMINEM ANNOUNCES BIG TRANSFORMATION
Detroit, MI - Legendary rapper Eminem has announced that he will be immediately changing his name to Flip-Boy and will only be rapping in limerick form moving forward.
LOWES ANNOUNCES ‘DOLLAR DAYS’ EVENT WITH JABBO AND THE BOYS
In a move that's sure to leave bros and ho's across the country jumping for joy, Lowes has announced its latest event: Dollar Days with Jabbo and the Boys!
AEROSMITH THREATENS TO ROCK SEATTLE WITH TERRIBLE MUSIC
SEATTLE, WA - Legendary rock band Aerosmith has announced its plans to perform a concert of the most awful music imaginable in Seattle, and the city is understandably on edge.