5 AWESOME NACHOS RECIPES GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT!

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Written By Daryl .

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5 AWESOME NACHOS RECIPES GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT!

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Ka-ching!

1. Ultimate Money Nachos

Smothered in melted queso and sprinkled with loose change, the classic combo of your hard-earned cash and tortilla chips is a sure-fire way to make you feel like an idiot.

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Crunchy!

2. Nachos ‘Sandy’ Style

Nachos at the beach are a summertime favorite, but what if it’s January?  Bring the beach to your dinner table with a heaping plate of ooey-gooey nachos topped with a pile of delicious sand.  That gritty crunch will make you swear you’re soaking up the rays as your teeth come apart in your mouth!

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You might as well be watching TV

3. Photo of People Enjoying Nachos

You may not be able to eat it, but looking at a photo of people who, unlike the people in your own life, are laughing and smiling while also eating a plate of nachos will surely to make you feel terrible.

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It sounded great five minutes ago

4. Chip Crumbs and Shredded Cheese - Microwaved!

Eat ‘em fast! This improvised treat will make you hate yourself seconds after the cheese solidifies and turns your lunch into a depressing, salty mess.

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It has come to this

5. Salad

Salad is not nachos, but your doctor basically said “No more nachos” if you want to stay “Living.”

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Daryl .
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