RUSSELL WILSON PUBLICLY ADDRESSES STATIC ELECTRICITY ISSUE

Russell Wilson is tired about static electricity.

RUSSELL WILSON PUBLICLY ADDRESSES STATIC ELECTRICITY ISSUE

Denver, CO - Denver Broncos quarterback Russell Wilson has called a press conference to address a recent issue that some fans have been speculating about for months. Wilson felt it was time to publicly express his frustration with the constant static electric shocks he's been receiving and promised to "make it fresh."

During the press conference, Wilson reiterated his commitment to his "make it fresh" catchphrase, and declared that, "I won't let static electricity get in the way of my game." Wilson then explained that "I've talked to some people, and they've assured me that the best people are on it. We're going to find a solution, no matter what it takes."

When asked how static electricity was affecting his performance on the field, Wilson was dismissive. "Look, I'm a professional athlete. I can handle a minor inconvenience here and there," he said. "But that doesn't mean I have to put up with it. I'm going to make it fresh, and that's that."

The press conference has sparked a mixed reaction from fans and commentators. Some have praised Wilson's dedication to finding a solution, while others have criticized him for focusing on a minor issue instead of the team's performance.

Regardless of the reaction, Wilson remains determined to solve the problem. "I'm a winner, and winners don't let static electricity get in the way," he said. "Some people are on it, and we're going to find a solution. That's my promise to Denver Broncos fans, make it fresh."