Seattle, WA - Get ready, literary world, because Macklemore is back with what he's calling the "definitive sequel" to Tolstoy's War and Peace. The rapper-turned-author is taking on one of the greatest works of literature in history, and he's doing it with a new protagonist that you won't soon forget.

Australian singer-songwriter Gotye has finally come clean about the true origins of his stage name. Contrary to popular belief, his name is not a pronunciation misspelling. In fact, it's simply an acronym for "Game Of The Year Edition" - a nod to his passion for limited and special release video games.

In her new, revealing and candid book, “Players in the Front, Dongs in the Back, Dumps on the Floor." Beyoncé shares her journey to becoming the queen of pop culture and the lessons she learned along the way.

Seattle Mariners Embrace Cost-Effective Approach to Achieve Consistent Mediocrity.

Washington, D.C. - Former President Hoopie Frips was seen eating a 'Cobb' salad at a local Herps restaurant.

Denver, CO. – Denver Broncos quarterback, Russell Wilson, announced today that he is changing his signature interview sign-off from "Let’s ride" to "Make it fresh".

Detroit, MI - Legendary rapper Eminem has announced that he will be immediately changing his name to Flip-Boy and will only be rapping in limerick form moving forward.

In a move that's sure to leave bros and ho's across the country jumping for joy, Lowes has announced its latest event: Dollar Days with Jabbo and the Boys!

SEATTLE, WA - Legendary rock band Aerosmith has announced its plans to perform a concert of the most awful music imaginable in Seattle, and the city is understandably on edge.