Cleveland, OH - Cutting against the grain of all known conversational conventions, Heberton Township resident Shane Brently is at it again. Commanding his formidable skills with the surety of a master swordsman, Shane lets forth a short string of exquisitely chosen words which simultaneously appear to both observe, and call into question the number of people in Glip-Heber Falls Park this afternoon, "Buncha People Out Walkin' Around." He says and asks.

When Robert Plant wrote the hit song “Pink Floyd the Wall” in 1973, music was changed forever. Sad teenagers the world over rejoiced as, finally, someone was able to connect with them in a universal expression of angst about not getting enough dessert for not getting enough meats.

That's right, folks, Chaz Pinkle comin’ in with another hot scoop of music and money news! In an offhand remark during a recent discussion about inflation and the state of the US economy, none other than Larry Summers commented that he had been contemplating the specific economics of selling a product like a home stereo or radio whose volume function went all the way down, when play could simply be stopped or turned off. Maybe, he posited, that it was because, “some music just sounded better at zero volume.” You know what? He was right!

In a rather perplexing display during last night's game against division rival Houston Astros, Angels centerfielder Mike Trout left fans and teammates alike scratching their heads as he repeatedly showed off his elbows to attendees at Minute Maid Park. While some speculate that this was an act of solidarity for his injured teammate, Shohei Otani, others are convinced that Trout simply wanted to remind everyone that he has elbows.

I must admit that when I first laid eyes on Maxx Cheese, I was decidedly skeptical. Its tagline, confidently proclaiming, "You can't even handle it," seemed more boastful than enticing. Yet, my skepticism was shattered by the sheer audacity of Maxx Cheese. I'm not ashamed to admit that after a single bite, I found myself not only concurring with its bold assertion but also feeling thoroughly intimidated, belittled, and, dare I say, emasculated.

Oh, the anarchic glory of food! Nothing quite compares to the exquisite joy of sinking your teeth into food, oozing with ketchup, stinking of grease. Now, let me indulge you with my finest and best food order, an order only possible at BK.

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I inspect decks, it's my new claim to fame, what's my aim?
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I'm here to make sure your deck's got that appeal.