My kids take swim lessons through a program at the L.A. Fitness in West Seattle. When you walk into the facility from the parking garage elevator there is a big front desk, staffed often with two or three young people who are usually sometimes perky and attractive. You are supposed to scan your phone into their system while they fold towels and look at you, but I always walk right by, and nobody ever says anything or tries to stop me.

Born Chevis Angular Hermb, the man now known as BUGAA woke one morning in the intensive care unit of Can Misses Hospital on the island of Ibiza with no memory. The only items in his possession were some vintage 1950’s era office clothes and a VISA gift card that had a balance of nearly 7 million U.S. dollars. Despite this huge sum of money, Immigration would not allow him to leave the island as he had no identification, and so he began the effort of trying to piece together his past and in doing so would eventually construct a new identity for himself.

Sometimes I feel so lonely.

Did you ever notice how much more native land you can be on when you’re laying down versus standing up?

Everybody makes mistakes, especially you. Here are the top 10 rookie moves that we’ve seen you bang out that really inspired us!

Blasphemous. Profane. Sincere. Compassionate. Prolific. Endearing. Generous and prone to wild mood swings. Many words can be used to describe Trevor Deakins. Adjectives mostly. A lover of both stompin’ and stunkin’, Trevor was born in Breg, Tennessee, in 1937 and became interested in music at a young age.

“Large or small- we don’t sell butt plugs at all.” That should be a sign in Safeway

Life is crazy. Think about it. Some things can help. I can help you think of some things if you have time to let me. Today I think cheese in can will help.

When I was a kid, I loved that “Crocodile Dundee.”